Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Vishal Garg discovers UBRMS

Vakiba is learning the guitar. And everybody knows. He gets it to the lab, so it's hard not to see. He sits in the last row and looks up the websites. Then he starts picking the strings in response to what they say on the website, and starts making random noises.

Nobody gives a damn. Until..

Chaitu looks at him and says, "Emi style ra ! Talent nil and OA full !"

Vakiba glares at her and says, "Hush !! Why do you want to shout like this ??"

Chaitu gives him an evil smile and goes.

Vakiba keeps picking the strings. This goes on for another 2 hours.

Then Moby makes an entrance and finds Vakiba and the guitar.

He comes and says, "Hey vakiba, let me play the guitar !"

Vakiba says, "What ?? you know how to play ! ??"

Moby says, "Sure, I have learnt a little in school. Not much but I can play Happy Birthday to You"

Vakiba says, "I can also do that. Why dont you start learning with me like seriously !!?"

Chaitu says, "Aah. Vakiba OA !!"

Vakiba gives another glare to Chaitu and gives the guitar to Moby.

Moby starts playing Happy Birthday . It sounds very weird though. The notes are very much correct but the timing is gone. Then Moby starts playing some other nursery rhyme. Then he again plays Happy Birthday.

Vakiba starts to get irritated, "Moby !! Give me the guitar !!"

Moby says, "Why dont you give it to me for some more time.. You play it all the time anyways."

Vakiba feels desperate but he decides to oblige.

Moby keeps on playing Happy Birthday. Then he plays Tujhe dekha tho ye jaana sanam. Vakiba feels more and more frustrated. But Moby doesnt feel like giving up the guitar so easily.

Then suddenly, Vishal Garg enters the lab. He is on the look out for some students for a pending project and they are obviously avoiding him.

He sees Moby and the guitar. And immediately goes and sits next to him.

Vakiba silently slips away.

"Oh ! So you are a guitar player ? Why dont you play some stuff ? "

Moby plays some stuff and then gives him a moby-smile.

Agitated by this performance, Vishal Garg goes into a terrible monologue.

"You should write some software to improve the guitar playing. Why don't you take it up as a project with me ? The software should automatically tune the guitar. .. ... blah blah blah.. The guitar should automatically play music. ... blah blah blah"

Everybody keeps looking at Moby and tries hard to suppress laughs.

Moby keeps listening like a Mahatma Gandhi's monkey. Vishal Garg keeps talking left and right. He keeps doing both the batting and the bowling. Finally, he gives up Moby and goes out of the lab.

Vakiba goes and says, "Wah Maha ! You rock. What timing you have ra. You saved me !!"

Moby looks very troubled. He puts the guitar in Vakiba's hand and mutters, "Let me go. I have to go urgently !"

Vakiba looks confused. What could be so urgent !

Then somebody shouts from the back, "Hey ! Let's give bumps to Moby !! Ultimate bakra Moby ! "

Everybody shouts in pleasure, "Yeeeeeeah !!! Let's catch him. Look Moby is running !"

4 Comments:

Blogger Rajan said...

UBRMS - ???

3:11 AM  
Blogger Ray Lightning said...

UBRMS : ultimate bakra ram mahavir shiva.

PUBMNSSK : penultimate bakra ...

:)) Donno who invented these !!

4:42 AM  
Blogger Mischord said...

When did this happen?! Ultimate memory boss. Good going!!!!

7:22 AM  
Blogger Ray Lightning said...

can somebody please count the number of times moby was given bumps ? :)))

1:11 PM  

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