Logic Magic of Dhol

(Posted on behalf of arjun !) Next time, arjun will post by himself. 

 some adhoc football teams were formed and all we
guys were sitting in one of the rooms and deciding on
the strategy to be executed in the next match..

  dhol and rajan were discussing damn seriously..
dhol says "we got to have the real fast guys in the
defense".. rajan serious objects to this saying.." no
way we gotta have the fast guys as the forwards, not
in the defense"

adamant dhol then says " no rajan u aren't
understanding it, the fast guys have to be in the
defense" he then takes his trademark pause, dons a
cute wily look and reiterates " the fast guys have to
be in the defense, the fastER guys have to be the
forwards"
         rajan's jaw dropped, our cheekbones ached
for the next 20 min..:))