Arun's Jalwa

This happened in Pune. I,Arun and Assok were initially in Pune , then DP and Vicky joined us.
Then Arjun and KSK joined us.
So one day , Arun's brother who is also studying in Pune , comes to our flat over the weekend.
In those days , we used to cook our own food , so we were all just discussing who is a better cook.
The general consent was that Arun was one of the bad ones. Now Arun wanted to prove something
before his brother.
So he rings up his Mom and asks for the recipe for 'Halwa'.
So Arun heats some oil in a pan , puts some +ravva , sugar and a *lot* of water.
He heats for a lot of time, but it does not turn up into any stick paste as it is expected to.
So he decides to add some (a lot in reality) ravva to expedite the process.
Then he realises , that it might not turn out sweet enough , so he adds some more sugar.
Then he thinks , he might have added more sugar than needed , so he adds some more ravva.
In between all this , he thinks the water might not be enough , so he adds some more water.
This cycle goes on for a few times , and the Halwa which was supposed to be for about 8 people
would have definitely been enough to feed our entire building.
Arun had a very satisfied look on his face , but me and Arjun were exchanging looks , because it
looked nothing like Halwa.
Then we hear calls from another room , who were watching the TV , asking us to join them.
They must have been playing a raunchy song on the TV , or there was some cricket match going on ,
I dont know , but we all rush into that room and leave the 'Halwa' unattended.
After half an hour , we smell something burning and then we remember that Arun was cooking something.
When we go back , we see something *black* on the Stove , and there was smoke like the whole building was on
fire. Somehow , we put on the exhaust fans and opened the windows.
Then Arjun got a call , I think from Bond or someone , and he was saying to him
"Arun gaadu Halwa cheddamanukunnadu , kaani Jalwa ayyindi"
(Arun wanted to make Halwa , it turned out into Jalwa).